Hogwarts: I'm Really Not a Womanizer

This book is also known as A Guide to Hogwarts Mooching, Chronicles of a Bad-Boy Wizard, and I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Always Misunderstand Me?...

With his handsome face, Lin En is always easy to misunderstand, even after transmigrating to the magical world.

But... Dumbledore, let me explain. I'm really not going to be the next Dark Lord! Grindelwald, say something!

Hermione, I don't have those dirty thoughts about you. Please show some self-respect!

Luna, what are you thinking? You can't eat unicorns, and you can't put them in hot pot either!

Penelope, when did I ever say I only liked older students?

Ginny, who told you to wear yoga pants for Quidditch practice?

Nagini, what do I have to say to make you understand? A snake and a human can never be together, and neither can a Half-Veela and a human!

Harry, Malfoy, put down your wands. Bullets are faster than spells. We're not trying to rule the world, so stop calling for bloodshed all the time!

When Lin En Alphard Black leads his people into deep space,

everyone realizes that he may not be a playboy, but he really is powerful!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.