In Konoha, I Spin Them a Tale

After transmigrating into the Naruto world, he endured ten years of life-and-death struggles.

Only after becoming Hokage did he awaken the Windfall System.

He was just about to demand an explanation and ask if the System knew what he'd gone through over those ten years,

when the System warned him that if he didn't grow stronger, he would perish.

Holy crap, it's that powerful?

After reading the System's introduction,

he said, "System, you're my long-lost biological brother, even if we have different parents."

Heaven-defying comprehension, more children, more blessings, Sage Body.

Could those really be called golden fingers? To my big brother, aren't they just skills?

Subdue a hidden village and gain a skill.

An enhanced version of more children, more blessings, an upgraded troop-multiplication skill...

There are too many to use. I could never use them all.

Danzo is just a young man who's lost his way.

Hiruzen is just an old crook with nobody keeping him in check.

Madara Uchiha, you were born in the wrong place. The world of One Piece is where you belong.

The Nine-Tails? No, it's just a kind little fox.

Kaguya? No, she's just someone lacking...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.