I Opened a Junkyard at Eighteen, and Now the Whole Internet Is Slacking Off Like Me

Liu Bai has spent half his life living up to his family's expectations. By chance, he transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a Rotten Wood System from the start.

After unexpectedly face-slapping foreign video game players, he is invited to appear on a livestream show.

"Young man, at the request of viewers across the internet, we'd like to invite you to take part in a live reality show promoting positive energy and upholding proper values."

"So you keep your salary and the production team keeps its sponsorship money, while we work for you for free. And that's what you call promoting positive energy? Listen to yourself. Does that sound like something a human being would say?"

"If he hadn't said it out loud, I wouldn't have realized how wrong this was."

"We've all been guilt-tripped for far too long."

"Say no to moral blackmail."

"You're so young. Aren't you ashamed of collecting scrap instead of working hard?"

"And what are you working hard for?"

"To enjoy life."

Looking at Liu Bai lounging in a chair, with a teacup on his left and a potted plant on his right, viewers across the internet were green with envy.

"Oh no, I actually think he's got a better understanding of life."

"As long as I don't work hard, my boss can't live the life he wants."

"You're the one who's really got life figured out, big bro."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.