Good Grief, I Know Nothing, and You Want Me to Be a Professor?

Zhuang Yu transmigrates to a parallel world, only to discover that he has none of the original owner's memories.

It's the middle of the night, and you're all saying you want to recruit me specially?

A certain top-tier university: We'll waive all your tuition and give you every scholarship.

Fudan: Same terms as above, plus a one-time grant of one million in educational funding.

Tsinghua: Whatever they offer, I'll top it by one level.

Peking University: If you come to Peking University, you'll be a professor right away. I can give you my department chair position.

Tsinghua: ...

Host: Could you tell us how you got such a high score when the questions were so difficult?

Zhuang Yu: Well...

Beginner's gift pack: Double physical strength.

You didn't even see a single question, and you're asking why I scored so high?

I got 285 on the college entrance exam, and you want me in Tsinghua's Qiu Class?

I don't know anything, and you're giving me the chair of Peking University's math department?

A god-tier start, but I've lost my memory.

I need intelligence, but you doubled my physical strength.

System, you should drop the word "tough" and rename yourself "A Wild Life."

What a mess. What am I supposed to do?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.