Unbelievable, How Can Your Life Be This Badass?

Congratulations, Host, on awakening the Tough Guy System.

From now on, you don't have to turn back after hitting a brick wall, and you don't have to give up when you see the Yellow River.

A fool among fools, a hardheaded hothead among hardheads?

Neighbor:

"This kid's been a tough one since he was little. Most babies are born after ten months, but he refused to wait. He had to come out after eight."

Goose:

"Once upon a time, I was the boss of the three bullies of the countryside.

Then one day, I met a little kid walking with a wobbly gait.

I swear, I only meant to flap my wings, but he grabbed me around the neck and insisted on fighting both my brothers by himself.

He lost, and the two of us were done for."

Dog:

"They say if a dog bites you, you can bite it back.

I believed them and bared my teeth at him.

He didn't bite me, but then he stewed me."

Teacher:

"Can you believe he confessed to a girl in front of the whole school, then threatened me, saying I'd get weak in the knees if I stood on the roof too long?"

Father:

"Can we still keep this kid? He actually threatened me.

If I die, bury me separately from his mother, and put me far away."

Protagonist: The wind howls and rain pours. Another beautiful day.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.