Eastern Magic at Hogwarts

Eastern sorcery collides with Western magic, and magical artifacts combine with alchemy. Hogwarts brings the fame of Eastern divine artifacts back to the fore. The Exquisite Pagoda rings out, its seven tiers gleaming; "You audacious fiend! I can tell at a glance that you're not human!"; "Unless the waters of the Black Lake run dry and the Astronomy Tower falls, Peeves, you'll never escape!"; "Voldemort, behold my Nine Dragons Fiery Prison!"; "Oh, Professor Dumbledore, I was only joking around with Harry. How could I possibly really throw him into the Eight Trigrams Furnace?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.