Hogwarts: My Wand Is Way Too Twisted

No Female Lead

After transmigrating to Hogwarts and becoming a member of a family destined to join the future Dark Lord's faction, Wayne just wants to lie low at school and coast along, so he won't be too outstanding and get recruited as the Dark Lord's underling. But then,

Your wand thinks you're too lazy, so it secretly practices the Levitation Charm for you.

Your wand thinks you're too lousy, so it secretly practices the Sectumsempra curse for you.

Your wand thinks you're too weak, so it secretly practices the Killing Curse for you.

And so, the whole school learns that Hufflepuff has produced a magical prodigy who can pick up any spell at a glance and master it completely.

Wayne: "I'm not! I didn't! I'm really not a magical prodigy!"

Years later, the Dark Lord returns and holds out an olive branch to Wayne.

Wayne: "Avada Kedavra!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.