Showbiz: Sure, I’ve Been Washed Up, but I’ve Never Been Broke

“Five hundred million? There’s only five hundred million in my account, and I’m supposed to panic?” “People say I’m worth ten billion. That’s a misunderstanding. I’m worth more than that!” “No, no, calling me the world’s richest man is a bit of an exaggeration. Top three sounds about right!” “Capital is trying to blacklist me? Impossible. I am the biggest capital there is!” “I can’t spend it all. I really can’t spend it all. If you had as much money as I do, you’d understand that there’s simply no way to spend it all!” After offending the entertainment industry’s investors and getting blacklisted, Su Ming is photographed looking so washed-up and destitute that he can only afford a boxed meal from a street stall. Because of this, CCTV arranges a special interview with him as a “struggling drifter in Beijing.” To clear things up, he has no choice but to deliver one jaw-dropping quote after another. He may be washed-up, but he has genuinely never been poor. The fans who had been planning to help him are left utterly speechless. Damn, can someone really be this obnoxiously rich? As even more outrageous details come to light, the entire internet is left gritting its teeth in envy. This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.