Showbiz: I Asked You to Reminisce, and You Made a Memoir About Your Late Wife

From the start, he breaks up with Reba.

And another ex, Boss Yang, has become a judge?

Su Xingchen is branded a scumbag by the entire internet, and he plans to quit the show outright.

Unexpectedly, he activates the Best Ex System.

When Reba, red-eyed, demands that he make their relationship public,

he brings out his biggest moves.

The womanizer begins singing heartfelt love songs onstage, reminiscing about all his exes.

Only, his way of reminiscing is a little unusual.

One song, "Those Hasty Years," sparks a memoir of a wife lost too soon.

One song, "I'm Sorry, I Love You," makes Boss Yang humbly beg him to get back together.

One song, "I Want to See You," brings Liu Yifei home from thousands of miles away, just to see him once.

"This song is dedicated to Yang, Liu, Jin, Li, Jiang, Zhao, Tang, Bai, Zhang, and so on. I hope they can live happier lives after leaving me!"

Su Xingchen says these words onstage with deep feeling.

The whole internet witnesses what it means to be the most devoted scumbag.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.