Showbiz: You Call My Songs Tacky? Then Try Not Singing Along

"The Phoenix Legend duo? Only old ladies doing square-dance routines listen to them!"

"Their songs have no quality. They've set the music industry back fifteen years!"

"How could a song this tacky be on my playlist? I downloaded it for my grandma!"

"Su Yi is just a useless freeloader. Apart from forcing himself on Linghua, he's got no talent at all!"

At the sing-along challenge music festival hosted by CCTV,

Su Yi and Linghua, making their comeback, were mocked by a whole crowd of musicians.

But the moment he took the stage, he went straight for the big guns.

One song, "All About Love," awakened the audience's DNA!

One song, "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style," proved that humanity had been utterly defeated!

One symphonic version of "The Moon Above" showed everyone what true elegance and grandeur meant!

One song, "Love Song of the Western Sea," showed everyone that you can slack off, but you can't actually be bad at what you do!

One hit after another struck a chord deep in everyone's DNA, and no one could control themselves.

Su Yi: "I've only got a few lyrics, and the haters stole every last one!"

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