After Twenty Years in a Coma, My Niece Wants to Pull the Plug?

My name is Xie Xiaoxiao. I'm a small-time streamer who grew up in an orphanage. Today, the doctor told me that I have an uncle in a vegetative state.

I can barely support myself. How am I supposed to take care of someone in a vegetative state?

Just as I decided to give up on treatment, my uncle woke up.

He's handsome, but not quite right in the head.

He claims he just ascended to immortality.

He says an empress pursued him for thirty days and nights, insisting on marrying him.

His aftereffects seem pretty severe. Maybe I should just abandon him after all.

Wait!

What the hell is this ability to move things from a distance?

And what kind of special effect is this flying on a sword?!

I'm Xie Ci. I transmigrated to the cultivation world and spent thirty thousand years there before ascending to immortality.

I thought I'd become an immortal, but then I found myself back in my original body.

Thirty thousand years passed in the other world, but only twenty years passed here, during which I was unconscious.

The world has developed far more slowly than I imagined over those twenty years.

A quiet life is a blessing. After leaving the cultivation world, where the strong prey on the weak, I just want to enjoy a peaceful retirement.

But my niece is a handful.

Every day, she drags me into livestreams to tell stories.

Oh well, she's the only niece I have.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.