One Song About Plum Sauce, and a Million Netizens Seal Their Hearts in Concrete

Wen Yan was singing on the street when Yang Mi started livestreaming him.

A passerby came over in tears and paid to request a song.

"Sob, sob, I've just been dumped. Could you sing me a breakup song?"

Just as netizens were guessing he'd sing "Happy Breakup," Wen Yan said:

"Sure. Here's Plum Jam for you."

Netizens: "Plum what? What plum?"

When he finished singing Plum Jam, the internet exploded: "Someone just got dumped, and you give them a sweet love song?!"

The passerby who requested the song: "Sob, sob, I'm really sad, but this song is so sweet! How am I supposed to stop myself from smiling?"

Yang Mi: "Your sweet smile is like plum jam, sweet enough to make me dizzy!"

Netizen A: "Why did I start laughing while I was crying? Somebody help me..."

Netizen B: "I won't listen, I won't listen! I want to seal my heart in concrete!"

Netizen C: "You can seal your heart in concrete eight hundred times, but one listen to Plum Jam will undo it!"

Who could have guessed this was only the beginning?

Wen Yan's sweet songs kept coming, one after another.

The whole internet cried out: "Please stop singing! The whole country has run out of cement!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.