Showbiz: At My Concerts, I Just Stand There with My Hands in My Pockets

After staying out of the spotlight for ten years, Xie Ci suddenly announces his return to the music scene with a concert!

The news sets the whole internet ablaze.

Everyone mocks Xie Ci as a has-been singer, sure he won't be able to sell any concert tickets.

At midnight, all fifty thousand tickets sell out in one second!

And at the highly anticipated concert...

Xie Ci has only sung the first three words of Norwegian Wood when the entire audience joins in.

Next come hits like Wanderer's Love Song and Number One in the World.

The concert turns into a massive karaoke session. Xie Ci doesn't even need to sing.

For the entire concert, Xie Ci stands with his hands in his pockets, listening to the fans sing below.

Netizen A: "My youth is back! These songs were the soundtrack to our youth!"

Netizen B: "I don't mean anything else by it. I just want to buy a ticket to Xie Ci's concert and sing his songs to him!"

Netizen C: "Seeing Xie Ci finally shows me what it means to make money just by standing there!"

Just as everyone thinks Xie Ci has returned to coast on his old hits...

He releases one new song after another, taking the whole internet by storm once more!

Xie Ci spreads his hands: "It's been ten years, and not one of you can hold a candle to me."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.