You Were Supposed to Prank Your Girlfriend, So Why Are You Killing Me with Sweet Talk?

Lin Xiao activates a Grudge Points System.

To take part in a prank-your-girlfriend show, he picks up the campus belle on the sports field, a girl countless students could only dream of dating.

Lin Xiao feeds Jiang Qinqin potato chips that are past their best-before date.

Jiang Qinqin: "Lin Xiao, you're so sweet. You remembered that I love cucumber flavor!"

Lin Xiao feeds Jiang Qinqin food that fell onto the table.

Jiang Qinqin: "Lin Xiao, you've had it so hard. I'll support you!"

Lin Xiao deliberately watches videos of beautiful women.

Jiang Qinqin: "If that's what you like, I can do that too!"

Lin Xiao: "...Did I really pick up a girlfriend, or did I hit the lottery?"

Every viewer in the livestream is watching with tears in their eyes.

Viewer A: "Good grief, you're supposed to prank your girlfriend, but you're killing me with sweetness?!"

Viewer B: "If I had a girl like that, I'd slap myself whenever I made her mad!"

Viewer C: "My head's so itchy. Is a love-struck brain about to grow?!"

Viewer D: "I don't envy the lovebirds or immortals. I envy every day Lin Xiao gets to spend with her!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.