Siheyuan: I Play a Mad Poisoner, Yet Everyone Calls Me a Miracle Doctor?

Zhao Dezhu, born with a poisonous constitution, moves into a courtyard house.

He only wants to keep to himself and study poison techniques,

but the courtyard's bullies, who pick on newcomers and look down on outsiders, won't leave him alone.

Xu Damao: "Zhao Dezhu, that centipede wine you made for me, with those strength pills, has made me feel like I've been transformed!"

Bang Geng: "I ate Uncle Zhu's rat-and-rice dish, and I feel smarter!"

Qin Huairu: "I heard you are what you eat. Brother Zhu gave me that big snake pill, but I can't bring myself to use it..."

The name of the miracle doctor Zhao Dezhu grows ever more famous, and a steady stream of people come to 'test' his poisons...

These are poisonous mushrooms. If you insist on eating them and something happens, don't blame me!

I'm not a doctor. You only make a few dozen yuan a month, so why risk your life over this?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.