NBA: The Upgraded Fat Tiger, Bulldozing Through the Basketball World

Shen Lang transmigrated back to 2009 and, from the start, received an enhanced version of Fat Tiger's talent.

Could dating, picking up girls, and playing cards improve his physical fitness? Could he fly through the skies and burrow underground without restraint, never getting injured?

He teamed up with the young Stephen Curry and led the dark-horse Davidson College on a wild run to the championship.

He had "titanium alloy knees" even tougher than prime Shaq's, as well as "titanium alloy kidneys" and stamina more terrifying than Wilt Chamberlain's. His body could take more punishment than Michael Jordan's or LeBron James's... Most absurd of all, he had Curry and Kevin Durant's shooting, Magic Johnson's passing, and Kyrie Irving's uncanny ball control.

From then on, a nimble big man who shattered backboards, burst sneakers, crushed basketballs, and was unstoppable on the court, flying through the air and burrowing underground, took the NBA by storm.

Shaq: "I'm the most dominant center, but Shen Lang is the most dominant all-around genius."

LeBron James: "I'm basketball's chosen one. Shen Lang is God playing basketball."

The Kardashian sisters: "We're the NBA's best defensive lineup, but we can't stop the unstoppable Shen Lang."

Taylor Swift: "Shen Lang is the strongest beast. He's the inspiration behind all my chart-topping hits."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.