NBA: A Body of Steel That Even the Kardashians Can't Defend Against

Shen Lang transmigrates to 2009 and gets an enhanced version of Fat Tiger's talent from the start.

After assimilating a beginner's gift pack containing an "Iron Body," his body becomes as impenetrable as a wall of bronze and iron, never taking damage and impossible to break.

He teams up with Curry and tears through the NCAA to win the championship.

He has "titanium-alloy knees" tougher than those of prime Shaq, "titanium-alloy kidneys" and stamina more terrifying than Wilt Chamberlain's, and a body that can take more punishment than Jordan's or LeBron's... Most absurdly, he can shoot like Curry and Durant, pass like Magic Johnson, and handle the ball like Kyrie Irving, as if it were an extension of his body.

From then on, a nimble big man who shatters backboards with dunks, blows out sneakers, crushes basketballs, dominates on the court, and soars through the air takes the NBA by storm.

The Kardashian sisters: We're the NBA's best defensive lineup, but we can't stop the unstoppable Shen Lang.

Taylor Swift: Shen Lang is the strongest beast alive, and the inspiration behind all my hit songs.

Shaq: I'm the most dominant center, while Shen Lang is the most dominant all-around genius.

LeBron: I'm basketball's chosen one. Shen Lang is God playing basketball.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.