An Iron Body in the NBA: Even the Kardashians Can't Guard Me

Shen Lang transmigrates to 2009 and gets an enhanced version of Fat Tiger's talent from the start.

With a beginner's gift pack that merges with a "Steel Body," his physique is like an impregnable fortress: he never gets hurt and nothing can break him.

He takes the elementary-schooler Curry with him and tears through the NCAA on their way to the championship.

He has "titanium knees" even tougher than peak Shaq's, along with "titanium kidneys" and stamina more terrifying than Chamberlain's. His body can take more punishment than Jordan's or LeBron's... And most absurd of all, he has Curry's and Durant's shooting, Magic Johnson's passing, and Irving's supernatural ball-handling.

From then on, a nimble, chubby powerhouse who shatters backboards, blows out sneakers, crushes basketballs, and is unstoppable on the court, soaring through the air and dominating the ground, takes the NBA by storm.

The Kardashian sisters: "We're the NBA's best defensive lineup, but we can't stop the unstoppable Shen Lang."

Taylor Swift: "Shen Lang is the strongest beast alive, and the inspiration behind all my hit songs."

Shaq: "I'm the most dominant center ever. Shen Lang? He's an alien!"

LeBron: "I'm basketball's chosen one. Shen Lang is God playing basketball."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.