Don't Panic, Eagle Sauce! It's Just Trisolaran Technology

Chen Zhong never imagined that the "Zhongzi" from his loyal fans in the livestream chat would make a sophon from the distant Trisolaran star system lose itself.

The sophon is a hopeless romantic, madly in love with me! Trisolaran technology is mine for the taking!

I'm just selling some toys. Eagle Sauce, what are you panicking about?

Eagle Sauce: Just?!

Foot Basin Chicken: Toys?!

Camel: Selling? Name your price!

Rabbit: Sorry, this toy has a serious defect. Our country has already recalled and destroyed them all. Nothing to see here!

Eagle Sauce cries: I don't believe a word you say! Do you think I'm buying that you "destroyed" toys? I almost feel bad for pointing it out...

The chief of the country's Strategic Deception Bureau storms in, furious: "Chen Zhong! That's enough! For every day you livestream, my bureau's work for a whole year goes down the drain!"

It all began with that stray balloon that withstood dozens of Tomahawk missiles head-on.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.