Lord, Show Some Respect! I'm a Mage, Not a Massage Therapist

My lord, have some restraint! This is your territory, not the club back home!

Stop touching me! I'm a mage, not a prostitute!

Guo Jing: My lord, I can put up with you stealing my wife, but could you at least not do it right in front of me? Take your Rong'er back to your room, would you?

Yang Guo: Yours, yours! They're all yours! Surely no one else is after Qiu Qianchi, right? She's mine! That woman survived for decades on nothing but her mouth. My lord, you really don't understand.

Li Hanyi: I'm a sword immortal! Isn't the Still Water Sword Dao powerful? Why do I have to learn jujube pit darts from Auntie Qiu Qianchi? My lord, your ways are truly unfathomable! Ah, I've been practicing all day. My mouth is so sore...

"Hmm... Hanyi, I liked you better when you were defiant at first. Could you go back to that?"

The Age of Martial Arts Lords! Summon martial arts heroes, and everyone can kindle the sacred flame and raise a divine kingdom!

In his territory full of lovely ladies, Yang Feng looks at his "Goddess of Women Divine Persona" and sinks into confusion.

I'm a perfectly respectable Martial Arts Lord, really!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.