My Sophon Girlfriend Scared the Eagle Nation Next Door to Tears

The sophon is lovestruck and madly in love with me! Trisolaran technology is at my disposal!

Retinal projection! Strong interaction force!

That's right, the same strong-interaction material used in the Trisolaran probe, the Droplet, which destroyed humanity's invincible fleet!

A balloon?

You call this mysterious aircraft, which has repeatedly withstood several Tomahawk missiles, a balloon?

Eagle Sauce is panicking! They can only watch as this wayward balloon struts around their airspace, hovering over military restricted areas as if no one were there.

A toy?

Have you no manners? If it's a toy... could we buy some?

The Rabbit: Sorry, this toy has a serious defect. Our country has already destroyed them all. No need to worry!

Eagle Sauce is scared to tears!

Like hell I believe you! What you're "destroying" is a toy? I can't even bring myself to call you out...

The head of the National Strategic Deception Bureau roars in fury: "Chen Zhong! That's enough! For every day you livestream, my bureau's work for the whole year goes down the drain!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.