I'm the Tourism Bureau Chief of Shaolin. Surely the Flower-Picking Finger Is Appropriate?

After transmigrating, the head of the culture and tourism bureau gets a sign-in System and makes short videos to promote tourism.

He visits Shaolin Temple to sign in and receives the Finger of the Flower.

In the video, Director Wu plucks a leaf and flicks it gently.

The next second, a mushroom cloud rises.

Viewers are stunned: That's absurd! You flicked a leaf? That was obviously a nuclear bomb!

He visits Zhongyue Temple, a Taoist temple, to sign in and receives the Snowfall Technique.

In the video, Director Wu dons a Taoist robe, takes up a peachwood sword, and performs a ritual on the altar.

The next day, snow falls heavily in mid-June!

Viewers are dumbfounded: In ancient times, Zhuge Liang borrowed the east wind. Today, Director Wu makes it snow!

After Director Wu becomes famous, he is transferred to the Xiangxi Culture and Tourism Bureau, where he signs in and receives the Corpse-Driving Technique.

Viewers are horrified: Why do I feel like those corpses can really dance?

He is transferred to the Kunlun Culture and Tourism Bureau, where he signs in and receives Taoist Yin-Yang Feng Shui techniques…

After the videos go viral, Director Wu comes out in person to dispel the rumors.

Director Wu: This video is entirely fictional. Please believe in science!

After saying that, he cuts the Luyan Waterfall in two with a single sword stroke and flies off on his sword…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.