A Six-Year-Old Southern Tater Tot, Spoiled Rotten by the Tourism Bureau Chief

Eleven kindergarteners who came to Harbin on a study tour have become a sensation.

Their six-year-old class monitor, Su Chen, has been especially spoiled by everyone.

The director of the Culture and Tourism Bureau steps in to hang a fake moon on the cathedral so they can take photos.

At the giant ice slide, leggy model sisters carry the children down.

Even a wild Siberian tiger obediently lets the kids ride on its back.

Overcharging tourists? Anyone who dares bully a child gets shut down for good.

You call them little southern potatoes? They’re the noble Tangerine Princes!

As the whole country showers them with love, Su Chen also amazes the entire internet.

While others build snowmen, he sculpts a Venus de Milo with missing arms out of snow.

While others stare into space, he chats with foreigners in multiple languages.

While others watch the show, he performs dragon and lion dances and a molten-iron fireworks display to promote traditional Chinese culture.

Culture and tourism officials from every part of the country are calling for Su Chen to come visit.

You call him six years old? He really is someone else’s kid!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.