I'm Selling Big Bear Balloons, So Why Is Eagle Sauce Fuming?

Over a hundred weather balloons that couldn't be shot down suddenly appeared over the Ermao battlefield, which was being livestreamed to the entire world.

The Eagle Empire and the European Union were stunned.

Then came an even more terrifying sight: after being hit by missiles, the hundred-plus balloons that couldn't be shot down transformed into enormous ice balls weighing thousands of tons each, raining down on the battlefield...

At the same time, identical weather balloons appeared over North America, above the Eagle Empire itself.

After tracing the balloons' source to a shabby little farm machinery plant inside the Dragon Nation, the Eagle Empire flew into a thunderous rage and vowed to impose a global ban.

Sleepy Zong and Dim Deng: At any cost, we must bring the Dragon Nation's team of weather weapons experts to the Eagle Empire!

Emperor Putin: Money, beauties, even the next head of state of the Great Bear Nation. We'll give you anything. Come to us!

The Dragon Nation's authorities: To reiterate, we have never had any team of weather weapons experts. Mr. Xu Ping'an is truly just an ordinary private entrepreneur and an ordinary patriot...

Xu Ping'an: Bro, injecting nanometer-scale multi-chamber balloons can make steel float...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.