Siheyuan: They Ruined My Reputation, So I Hit Back with Rumors

Lu Weiguo becomes a resident of a courtyard house, known around the neighborhood as a disreputable hoodlum. From the start, rumors claim he's impotent, and his former self drove away his wife and child because of it.

When Banggeng steals a chicken, Yan Bugui suddenly accuses Lu Weiguo at the whole-courtyard meeting. Yi Zhonghai calls on everyone to drive him out of the courtyard, and the God of War, Silly Zhu, tries to beat him up in front of everyone...

Two blows with a brick floor Silly Zhu and intimidate the whole courtyard.

He starts fighting back:

"Third Master, there are seven people in your family, three girls and four boys, with three different surnames sharing two beds. Better make sure you don't crawl into the wrong bed..."

"Qin Huairu, you're a widow with an IUD, calling at my door in the middle of the night and ruining my reputation. You're shameless..."

"Yi Zhonghai, you're secretly raising an illegitimate child. Your morals are rotten..."

"Deaf Granny, you forged your identity and deceived the government. You're up to no good, a female spy hiding in plain sight..."

"Jia Zhangshi, Liu Haizhong said your grandson Banggeng has curly hair. Your son Jia Dongxu doesn't, so he couldn't have fathered a curly-haired grandson. Curly-haired Yi Zhonghai is Banggeng's real father..."

"Xu Damao, why does Silly Zhu always kick you down there? And why can't Lou Xiao'e have children?"

From then on, rumors run wild through the Red Star Courtyard.

Lu Weiguo writes revolutionary songs and goes fishing. Before he knows it, he's become a general...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.