Selling Bear Balloons: Why Are You Yankees Getting So Worked Up?

Xu Ping'an, who transmigrates to Blue Star, says:

"I'm just a balloon seller. Why are you getting so worked up, Eagle Sauce?"

"What? What? What?"

"My balloons can even withstand missile strikes, and Big Bear modified them into banned-grade weather weapons?"

"Come on, once our factory's products are sold, we're not responsible for any illegal modifications."

Big Bear: "Factory, we've paid a one-hundred-billion-dollar security deposit to guarantee our credibility. Please ship the new nano-scale, multi-chamber balloon products as soon as possible."

The Camels: "Factory, we want to build a floating sunshade over the desert, one big enough to put a roof over the Sahara. Name your price."

The Dragon Country's authorities: "Factory, the military has a few special small orders for you to make. Feel free to come up with whatever designs you like."

Xu Ping'an: "Bro, are you serious?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.