Siheyuan: I'm Going to Be the Boss of All These Beasts!

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Bang Geng broke into the house with his two younger sisters to steal money.

Zhen Dongxu, who had just transmigrated, beat him up, then seized the opportunity to sleep with Qin Huairu.

To his surprise, he bound himself to the Raptor System, and resolved to become the king of all vermin!

Learn from the vermin to beat the vermin. The beasts' signature tricks would ultimately become the means of their own destruction!

Still fawning over Silly Zhu? Break his leg from the start! Then steal his goddess and humiliate his sister!

That little punk Xu Damao? Send him Jia Zhangshi, then make him a proud father!

The Thieving Saint, Bang Geng? Let's see how you steal after I make you blind!

That bastard Yan Jiecheng? Break your ribs and sleep with your wife, then make you cough up three liters of blood!

And what about He Yushui, Yu Haitang, Xiao Dang, and all the other female vermin, young and old?

No problem. I'll take them one by one, no rush!

This book is also known as: The Male Vermin Call Me Grandpa, the Female Vermin Call Me Dad, and I'm the King of Them All!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.