I Ordered a Globe Online, and Nearly Lost It When It Arrived

While browsing the web, Chen Dazhi sees a shopping site pop up. Thinking it's a scam, he decides to mess with the scammers.

You wouldn't believe it unless you saw it.

Damn! Are scammers really this dumb these days?

The scam site is openly selling quantum computers, X35 spaceships, Qian Niu II space fighters, Starry Sky X60 droplet probes, North Hunter U-shaped space frigates, and S372 land-mobile mechanical cannon mining machines.

Well, turns out we're the ones with the narrow horizons!

Even more terrifying is this listing:

"Urgent sale: Virgo MK68003 planet. Rich in minerals, with a healthy ecosystem. Suitable for mining and raising livestock, and can also be used as a tourist system."

Scammers these days are really racking their brains to swindle people out of money.

It's not easy!

"Hey, is the boss there? Is shipping free? How's the quality?"

Customer service: Brother, shipping's free. It's not exactly worth much. If you're interested, we can discuss the price.

"Not worth much? And the price is negotiable?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.