To Get Me to Open a Shop, the Con Artist Gives Me the Universe

Qin Huai is just a recent college graduate. He keeps striking out in his job search, then has the misfortune of running into a scammer with questionable intelligence.

The scammer not only offers him a free shop, but also gives him a stock of goods: a small nuclear reactor, life potions, a hovering aircraft carrier, a super-powerful laser cannon, exoskeleton mechs, and technical documents for all sorts of products.

What the **!

Are scammers so considerate these days that they're worried shopkeepers won't have anything to sell?

And the funniest part:

Congratulations! Since you are the first shopkeeper in your star system, under our agreement with the Star Alliance, we are granting you the special title of Lord of the Virgo Supercluster, the Local Group**, and the Milky Way.

Heh!

I'll spit in your face, you idiot scammer. Get lost!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.