Sir, the Whole Internet Is Begging You to Take Care of Your Health

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Long Tian became a veteran researcher and acquired groundbreaking quantum technology. Carrying humanity's future with him, he prepared to return to his homeland.

But a battleship intercepted him. Long Tian refused to work for another country. Knowing he was getting on in years and would never make it home, he leaped into the sea with unyielding resolve.

By a stroke of luck, he gained the Technology Misinformation System.

Each time, the System provides two sets of technical data, one correct and one false. As long as he gives the other side the fake technology, their science and technology will go astray and never advance again.

Quantum computers, planetary engines, antigravity systems, orbital space cannons, tractor beams**, medical tricorders, plasma deflector shields...

Every invention rocked the world.

Netizens noticed that whenever the old man was transferred to another country and that country's technology made a breakthrough, domestic technology also advanced by leaps and bounds.

The old man has been biding his time and enduring hardship. He's my role model!

"Sir, we're touched. We understand. Please take care of yourself abroad. Let us know what you like to eat, and we'll bring it when we visit."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.