I Lie Flat and Avoid the Rat Race. Stop Sending Opportunities My Way!

Su Mo transmigrated to a world where Pokémon and reality had merged.

Bound to a slacker's golden finger, all he had to do was keep lying flat, oppose the rat race, and coast through life to obtain an 18-board Alpaca and reach the pinnacle of success.

With his slacker's golden finger, Su Mo chose to give up trying altogether.

His starter Pokémon: a lazy, good-for-nothing slacker!

What?

Its Ability was Huge Power?

A blind box with a Pokémon Egg? I'll just buy a dead egg, then!

What?

The dead egg miraculously came back to life, and it was a Totodile with Water Absorb?

Heracross with a broken horn, this time I'll lie flat, and nobody will be able to stop me!

Mega Evolution! The day its broken horn is reforged is the day the Bug King returns!

Years later.

When Su Mo stood with Kyogre beneath his feet, Groudon in his hands, Rayquaza overhead, and a docile Alpaca behind him,

his classmates finally understood.

So Su Mo was the biggest try-hard of them all!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.