Be Good, System, Don’t Cry. Maybe You’ll Get to Make a Move Next Time!

I am a face-slapping golden finger.

My job is to help my Host pull off face-slapping!

The guy across from us is the arrogant Holy Son of Taiyan? Haha, perfect! As long as I help my Master deliver a spectacular face-slap, I can complete my mission!

Come on, Host, hurry up and choose one of these top-tier face-slapping methods!

The Host has chosen! The Host is about to strike! I'm going to complete my mission!

The Holy Maiden Bride: "I'm the Holy Maiden of Xuanming's husband. How dare you lay a hand on him?"

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The opponent is an invincible sage, and even the Holy Maiden is no match for him. Time for the System to step in!

The Empress: "You're on my turf, and you dare touch one of my people? Where is my imperial dignity?"

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Gazing at the Immortal Lord from the Upper Realm, the System's eyes well up with tears. Even the Empress can't beat him. Finally, it's my turn to step in again!

The True Immortal Mother: "You dare touch my son? Have you asked the Immortal-Slaying Sword in my hand?"

Sensing the System's utter despair, its Host, Su Mo, comforts it. "There, there, don't cry. You'll definitely get to step in next time!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.