Hey, Servant! Bet You Didn't Know I'm the First Emperor Meow!

Chu Ran opens a cat cafe in the university district to activate the Cat Butler System, but a backstabbing friend drives him to the brink of bankruptcy.

Just as he's about to give up, a black cat wearing an emperor's ceremonial crown suddenly appears in the shop.

"System activated! Host, become the cat version of the First Emperor, First Emperor Meow's cat butler!"

First Emperor Meow: "I am hungry. I want to eat that strangely named potato! What? Five thousand jin per mu? Wonderful! You must be a deity sent to save my Great Qin, right?"

Aman Meow: "Slander! This is blatant slander! How could I, the Grand Minister of Works, possibly like a married cat? Isn't that right, Your Majesty? Threatening me, are you?"

Marshal Meow: "The Tang dynasty's Cat Constables await the immortal's command!"

Looking at the roomful of strange cats, Chu Ran feels like he's struck it rich, until...

Shocking! The ancient tomb at the Seven-Star Lu Palace has been robbed! Cat paw prints left at the scene?

Chu Ran looks at the impassive Qilin Meow: "That's a very serious crime. You're going to jail!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.