Wuxia: Telling Stories in the Siheyuan, Invite Moon Smashes the Pot

Zhang Fan transmigrates to a world of comprehensive martial arts and binds himself to the Storytelling Depression System.

He has to make his listeners depressed by telling stories. The more depressed they get, the richer the rewards he receives from the System.

After giving it some thought, the first story Zhang Fan brought to this world was Birds Fill the Courtyard.

"What?!"

"I'm depressed!"

"Is that widow really going to keep leeching off him forever?"

"What a great First Master! His hypocrisy is written all over his face!"

"Silly Zhu almost ended up without an heir! But those ungrateful brats, Bang Geng and the others, don't appreciate anything he did for them!"

"Damn it! This is pissing me off!"

"I'm so depressed! Zhang Fan, you have to give us a plot twist tomorrow! Please!"

"At the very least, let Silly Zhu have a child... That widow just leeches off him without even giving him a child. She's inhuman!"

At that moment, the two palace mistresses of the Yihua Palace, Yaoyue and Lianxing, sitting in the corner, both looked shocked.

What was going on?!

This man... actually knew the secret, never-taught art of our Yihua Palace, the Bright Jade Divine Skill?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.