My Transmigrator Parents Are Getting Divorced?

Mom and Dad, who are always bickering, transmigrate to different worlds.

Both of them send invitations, each hoping to win custody of their son...

Dad: "Son! Come with me to the anime crossover world! It's full of beautiful girls: Rem, Nami, Tatsumaki, Mikasa... And Dad is on good terms with that red-haired pirate. He's too proud to back down, so he says he'll give you a Devil Fruit when you get here!"

Mom gives a couple of cold laughs. "Son, come with me to the cultivation world. Defy fate, seek the Dao, and live forever. What could be better? The fairies and holy maidens are all my disciples now. One of them would make the perfect daughter-in-law! I've even found you a master already. Mom's best friends with the Ruthless Great Emperor..."

Dad has sent you one "Rabbit Talisman." Please check your inbox.

Mom has sent you one "spatial ring," containing the "Origin of the Desolate Ancient Sacred Body." Please check your inbox.

Li Nanbei: "…"

I hear these two worlds are at war. What am I supposed to do?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.