Transmigrator Parents, Are They Really Getting Divorced?

My parents, who are always bickering and arguing, transmigrated, and somehow ended up in different worlds.

The two, who can't stand each other, have both invited their son over in a bid to win custody of him...

Dad: "Son! Come with me to the anime crossover world! It's full of beautiful girls: Rem, Nami, Tatsumaki, Mikasa... And I've got a good relationship with that red-haired pirate. He's a proud guy, and he said he'll give you a Devil Fruit when you arrive!"

Mom snickered. "Son, come with me to the world of cultivation. Defy fate, seek the Dao, and live forever. Wouldn't that be wonderful? The fairies and saintesses are all my disciples now. I think they'd make perfect daughters-in-law! And I've already found you a master, too. I'm best friends with the Ruthless Emperor..."

Dad sent you a Rabbit Talisman. Please check your messages.

Mom sent you a Space Ring containing the Source of the Desolate Ancient Sacred Body. Please check your messages.

Li Nanbei: "..."

The most important thing is, it seems the two worlds are at war? What am I supposed to do?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.