My Parents Transmigrated, So Why Are They Still Fighting Over a Divorce?

A bickering couple, his mom and dad, transmigrate to different worlds.

Both invite him over, each hoping to win custody of their son...

Dad: "Son! Come with me to the crossover anime world! It's full of beautiful girls: Rem, Nami, Tatsumaki, Mikasa... And your old man has a good relationship with that red-haired pirate. He cares about appearances, so he said he'd give you a Devil Fruit when you arrive!"

Mom gives a couple of cold laughs. "Son, come with me to the cultivation world. Wouldn't it be wonderful to defy fate, change your destiny, and seek immortality? The fairies and saintesses are all my disciples now. I think they'd make perfect daughters-in-law! And I've already found you a master, too. Mom's best friends with the Ruthless Great Emperor..."

Dad sent you a Rabbit Talisman. Please check your messages.

Mom sent you a Spatial Ring containing the origin of the Desolate Ancient Sacred Body. Please check your messages.

Li Nanbei: "..."

I heard these two worlds are at war. What am I supposed to do?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.