I'm a Teacher at a Haunted School, and I Win People Over with Virtue, Starting with Lunyu

He transmigrated by accident to a world undergoing spiritual qi revival and became a teacher at a school for ghosts. With evil spirits all around him, he was fortunate to awaken the Persuade People with Virtue System in time.

Lesson One: The Master does not speak of strange forces and spirits.

It means, “I don’t feel like talking,” then using strange force to beat the enemy senseless.

Lesson Two: Since you have come, make yourself at home.

It means, “Since you’re here, let’s bury you here!”

Lesson Three: Of three thousand waters, take only one ladle.

It means, “The three thousand men under your command are as weak as water. I can take your head and drink your blood right in their midst!”

Kong Jun: “Remember, students: when you’re out in the world, always persuade people with virtue!”

That day, all the ghosts saw Kong Jun smiling happily, the muscles on his back swelling into the shape of a hideous character for virtue.

“Smash it all!!!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is coincidental. Do not imitate.