Lunyu: You Call This a Scholar?

Qin Zheng transmigrated to a myriad-worlds universe where countless races flourished and humanity had fallen into decline.

Other transmigrators got all kinds of Systems, but Qin Zheng got a book: The Analects of Beating.

"Hear the Way in the morning, and you can die at night: If they hear I'm coming in the morning, they'll be dead by nightfall."

"When a man is about to die, his words are good: Beat someone half to death, and they'll have nicer things to say."

Benevolence means splitting a person in two.

Righteousness means hammering someone's head into their chest.

And so the scholar Qin Zheng saw the light: When it comes to reason and physical force, you only need to submit to one.

Ten years later, Qin Zheng, having fully grasped the Analects of Beating, entered the myriad-worlds battlefield for the first time.

The myriad races: What the hell, this is a scholar?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.