Urban: All the Gods and Buddhas Are My Friends

Zhao Qiansun was relieving himself outside when he looked up at the sky. The moon was as round as ever. "Ah, that feels much better."

Hey, hey, why is the moon coming toward me? Are my eyes playing tricks on me? It seems to be getting bigger...

The little yellow * beside him gave a very humanlike sneer. "If the moon's coming at you, it isn't a moon anymore. That's called a meteor. It's here to take your life, you dummy~"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.