Urban: That Night, the Moon Came Running to Me

Zhao Qiansun is relieving himself outside when he looks up at the sky. The moon is as round as ever. "Ah, that's much better."

Wait, wait, why is the moon coming toward me? Am I seeing things? It looks like it's getting bigger...

The little yellow chick beside him gives a very human-like sneer. "If the moon's coming at you, it isn't a moon anymore. It's a freaking meteorite, here to take your life, you idiot~"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.