Learn from Me, and You'll Never Have a Girlfriend Again!

Girlfriend: "I like you."

"Sorry, I only like pretty girls."

Girlfriend: "I'm the campus belle."

"I like gentle girls."

Girlfriend: "Want a shoulder massage and back rub?"

"I like cute girls."

Girlfriend: "Aww, I can be cute too, you know."

"I like..."

Girlfriend: "You think you can get away with that? I'm warning you, today is the last day of our identity-swap game. Keep messing around and see what happens. I'll knock your teeth out!"

"Can't take the game anymore, huh? Go ahead, hit me if you dare!"

Netizens:

"If you have even a shred of conscience, come visit me in the hospital. I copied you yesterday, and now my girlfriend has beaten me into the ICU..."

"Can I really get a girlfriend if I follow his example?"

Show crew: "...We asked you to come show off your happiness and affection. How did you manage to break up the other 99 couples?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.