Cultural Relic Chat Group: I’m Building a Haunted Museum!

Chen Xi joined a strange chat group: a cultural relics chat group.

Mummy: How do I escape from the British Museum?

Bronze Double-Goat Zun: No idea.

Liao Dynasty Sancai Arhat Statue: No idea.

Rhapsody on the Luo River Goddess: No idea.

Chen Xi: "Are you guys playing a tabletop role-playing game? Count me in. Escaping from the British Museum is easy. You do this... then that... and you're good."

Mummy: @Brother Chen Xi: I got out. What now?

Chen Ji: "Go to the airport, then sneak into the cabin when nobody's looking. Remember to go through the sewers, or you'll be spotted easily."

Two days later.

Mummy: @Brother Chen Xi: I'm in Linhai City now. Where do I go? Can I come find you?

Chen Xi: "Are you a girl?"

Mummy: Yes.

Chen Xi: "Then come on over. Linhai City, [redacted]. Just knock when you get here."

Ten minutes later, there was a knock at the door.

"Who's there?"

"Big brother, it's me."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.