I Showed Up to a Dating Show with a Sack of Fertilizer and Left Zhao Jinmai Stunned

Name: I Showed Up to a Dating Show with a Sack of Fertilizer and Left Zhao Jinmai Stunned
Author: Ultraman Tiga

背着尿素袋参加恋综，惊呆赵菁麦

by Ultraman Tiga (迪迦凹凸曼)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 2k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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On the first day of filming, the guests introduced themselves to one another.

Xilinayi: "What do you think is most important between a couple?"

"Honesty."

Xia Sining: "Have you ever dated anyone?"

"Of course."

Jiang Yiyi: "Can you tell us how you met?"

"We met playing a game. She stole my blue buff, so I cursed at her a few times."

Sun Zhengni: "And then?"

"Then she said, 'Come on! Turn your mic on!'"

Wang Churan: "And after that?"

"She cursed me out for four hours straight."

Zhang Zifeng: "And then?"

"Obviously, I wasn't going to let her get away with that. We arranged to meet in person and see who was better."

Zhao Jinmai: "And then?"

"I went at it with her for eight hours."

Everyone: "…"

Netizens: "…"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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