Pangu Bears the Coffin to the Funeral, While the Queen Mother Wears Mourning

Pay 20,000 yuan

At your funeral, I will arrange for an unlicensed Hongqi car to be there.

Twenty burly men holding black umbrellas, dressed in black suits and sunglasses, with wireless Bluetooth earpieces.

A tearful girl in black, holding the arm of a dignified white-haired old man in a Zhongshan suit.

They will appear at your funeral, watch silently, bow deeply, and then leave without a word.

Everyone there will wonder if you had a mysterious past.

Pay 1 billion yuan.

The sun will go out for you!

The stars will glitter for you!

A coffin borne by nine dragons will bury you in the eternal depths of space!

All living beings will sing your praises!

Buddhas across the land will chant the Diamond Sutra for you!

Women throughout the myriad worlds will weep for you!

I'm Li Er, the manager of a funeral home, and I specialize in creating the perfect funeral procession for you.

Pay up! If life can only be as quietly beautiful as an autumn leaf, then death should shine as brilliantly as Buddha's light!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.