MOBA: I'm Not Interested in Championships

The match comms leaked.

Top laner Xiaohu: "Bro Mianyang, can I take this wave top?"

"Yeah."

Jungler Wei: "Bro Mianyang, come take blue. I got it down to a sliver of health."

"I'm going to recall first."

"No problem. I'll tank it for you."

Gala8: "Bro Mianyang, come take red. I got it down to a sliver of health."

"Uh..."

Xiaoming: "ADC, watch yourself. I have to go mid and help my Bro Mianyang."

Opponents: "Why won't the club pay to sign him?! There's a god-tier carry on the other team. How are we supposed to play?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.