I'll Pay Ten Billion to Have Buddha Send You Off

Want a mysterious and awe-inspiring past?

Want your utterly ordinary life to leave people with endless speculation in your final moments?

Pay 20,000 yuan.

At your funeral, I will arrange...

A Hongqi limousine with no license plate.

Ten burly men in black suits and sunglasses, holding umbrellas and wearing wireless Bluetooth earpieces, along with a beautiful woman dressed in black, fighting back tears. They will stand in silent vigil and bow deeply.

Pay 10 billion yuan, and your funeral will feature...

A grave dug for you in the void by Pangu.

A coffin made from the sacred parasol tree where the phoenix once perched.

Nine dragons pulling your coffin as they lay you to rest for all eternity.

The Lady of the Ninth Heaven descending to play the suona for you.

All the gods and Buddhas in the heavens chanting sutras to deliver your soul.

A wreath made from rare and precious materials.

A tombstone forged from a piece of the Stone Nuwa used to mend the heavens.

Whatever funeral services you want, Yue Le Funeral Home can make them happen! Pay up! Live an ordinary life, then go out in a blaze of glory!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.