Two Hundred Yuan to Give You a Mysterious Past

Do you want to have a mysterious past that inspires awe?

Do you want your ordinary life to leave people imagining endless possibilities in your final moments?

Pay 20,000 yuan.

At your funeral,

a Hongqi car with no license plates will appear.

Ten burly men in black suits and sunglasses, carrying umbrellas and wearing wireless Bluetooth earpieces, will stand silently watching and bow deeply, along with a beautiful woman in black who struggles to hold back her tears.

Pay one billion yuan, and your funeral will feature...

Shizi Xu bidding you farewell before 300,000 Northern Liang cavalry.

The Flame Emperor personally cremating you with the Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus.

A cemetery encircled by chains binding ninety-nine stars.

A gravestone carved by the Heavenly Emperor Ye Tian with a Nuwa-repairing-sky stone.

Nine dragons pulling a coffin to bury you in eternal time.

Buddha's light shining everywhere as all the gods chant the Great Sun Tathagata Sutra.

Whatever funeral services you want, Eternal Funeral Home can make them happen! Pay up! Live an ordinary life, then make a magnificent exit!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.