Burying the Heavens: I'll Craft You a Mysterious Past

If you're willing to pay me 500 yuan, I'll give you a grand funeral and create a mysterious past for you.

I'll arrange twenty unregistered Hongqi cars, a white-haired old man with an imposing presence, and a breathtakingly beautiful woman.

One hundred people in black suits and sunglasses, wearing Bluetooth earpieces and holding black umbrellas on a sunny day.

They'll salute your grave, then silently leave the crowd.

Everyone attending your funeral will suspect you had a mysterious and terrifying past.

My name is Chen Changqing, and I possess the Myriad Worlds Funeral System.

As long as you pay a sufficient price, I'll venture alone into the Myriad Worlds, travel through the river of time, and enlist ancient emperors from across the ages.

I'll have one stand before you and pluck stars from the sky to forge your tombstone, use an ancient bronze coffin as your coffin and an Immortal Tree as your outer casket, and have the Eternal Heavenly Emperor carry your coffin, burying you beyond the ages.

The Mother Qi Cauldron of All Things will offer incense for you, the Heaven-Devouring Jar will pour you wine, and an Immortal Elixir will serve as a wreath at your grave.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.