The Funeral Chat Group: Giving the First Emperor a Mysterious Past

Su Han transmigrated to a world of the gods and became bound to a funeral chat group that offered custom funeral services to **ers.

The first person to come calling was Qin Shi Huang.

Su Han made him a promise:

If you are willing to give me half of your faith, I will venture alone through the endless ages for your sake.

I will seek out the Nine Dragons Coffin to serve as your coffin, use the World Tree as your outer coffin, and find a twelve-petal lotus dais for your wreath.

I will have Xiao Yan burn spirit money for you with twenty-three kinds of heavenly flames.

I will have Luo Feng erect your gravestone.

Ji Ning will carve the inscription.

Li Qiye will compose your funeral dirge.

Gu Chen Sha will guard your tomb.

The Ruthless Great Emperor will weep for you.

The Desolate Heavenly Emperor will sever all ties across the ages for your sake and settle your karma.

Then I will find Ye Hei and have him play the Origin Heavenly Master at your grave.

Everyone attending your funeral will wonder whether you had a mysterious and terrifying past.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.